12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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