Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
