thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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