I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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