erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Do plants get herpes?
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