And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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