belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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