I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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