Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I could fuck to npr.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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