but the lizard people decide everything anyway
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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