Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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