1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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