Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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