How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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