It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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