This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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