Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
