she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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