Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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