p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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