okay pat passed out under dana's car
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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