my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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