just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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