when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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