What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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