Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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