True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I smell like Dick and happiness
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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