Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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