I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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