I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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