drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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