some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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