a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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