No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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