Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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