Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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