He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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