Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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