Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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