Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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