That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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