he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
We are all done wearing pants today
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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