I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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