I showed him my bush... on skype.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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