Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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