check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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