chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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