"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.