does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?