508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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