So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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