giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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