if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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