Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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