Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We are two peas in an std pod
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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