Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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